Can't afford to pay your bills?

[MahFreenAmeh]

Neither could I! But then I discovered the one truth that I had been missing for so long, the truth that would allow me to stretch my very last dollar as long as possible. The truth was what set me free, the truth was what allowed me to live my life the way I needed to. The truth is there waiting for you too, you know, if you take the time to look for it. There is no truth. This is all a game of deceit. There are only lies. But the truth is waiting to set you free. The truth is sitting there in a god damn director's chair, telling life that this and that is how that and this should be functioning; antimetabole and chiasmus are the methods that are exploited, often times. Now, in order to see the truth, you must be willing to perceive the truth.

by the way the truth is stop spending so much fucking money js

[Darkstar2]

Are you in debt ? Can't afford to pay your bills ?  Are you rich but still want more ?
NOT A PROBLEM..... Just buy Obama lunch and a beer and ask for a loan bailout package.  It will be delivered in less than 1 week. Fill out the form "amount requested" and a convincing reason why he should bail you out your bank account details for faster processing !

Can't pay your bills ? No problems!

We got it all covered !

[Goombert]

Hurt, and need an attorney? Call Edgar Snyder, he's ambulance chaser.
http://www.edgarsnyder.com/