Why would you like to play offline? If you go offline you can't play online. Everybody wants to play with you online. What do you have against playing online? What have the people who want to play against you online ever done to you personally while being online? Online isn't as bad as you may think. At Microsoft we've been working tirelessly to ensure a continuous online experience for you to play your friends online. If you go offline, we're honestly going to just make it harder for you to play, because fuck you, we're Microsoft.