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Back from a wee trip to Ireland to visit my family, so now I can catch up with some of you bloody fucks!
First things first, let me introduce myself, my name is CheeseBoy, also known as CheeseKnob. I am such a loser that decided to be part of enigma's dev team and found out eventually that it was too much for me to handle and decided to quit but I did not want to embarrass myself and make myself to look like the retard that I am, so I tried to blame everything on Robert and Josh and the whole bloody team and bash the whole project instead just to make Josh & Robert look bad !
I am a pathetic half-wit shiteless excuse of a human being, not short of a plethora of deprecated and highly inefficient set of dna cells !
I cannot stop having those vivid dreams at nite, highly erotic in nature and involve Robert, sometimes Josh (eeee GADz) !
Sometimes I cry myself to sleep thinking about enigma, but I am in denial and so instead I bash the project and bash everyone behind it.
who are you kidding you sad fucks, i couldn't bloody start my own engine with this prick daz if you held me at gun point and begged me, I know nothing, but I don't want to come across as n00b so I deflect and cry cry cry and blame Josh for ruining enigma even though I cannot do any better and even though, fag that I am, quitting pillock, am not in a position to talk about others failure.
So I confess, of my truly ignorant nature, I love you all, in a highly fucked up and deranged way, but enigma is too much for me to handle and I never wanted to admit what a farce that I was, all these years pretending to know what I was talking about.
If you can find it in your hearts to forgive me,
yours truthfully,
CheeseBellend.
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